Published: Tue, 11 Oct 2005 17:43:05 EST
Seriously.
Squirrels in England are digging up crack buried by dealers and users, and sadly, the squirrels are using as well.
Squirrels are bad enough on oxygen, but on crack? Watch out.
One eyewitness reports:
“Just an hour earlier I’d seen a squirrel digging in the flower-beds…It was ill-looking and its eyes looked bloodshot, but it kept on desperately digging. It seems a strange thing to say, but it seemed to know what it was looking for.”
Drug treatment for squirrels?
Mandatory minimums for the black and brown squirrels?
New name for our softball team – The Crack Squirrels.
[Hat tip and softball joke tip: Clovis Thorn, DPA’s Director of Development]
Posted by Melissa Milam.
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