The Jade Goody Saga

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March 23, 2009 at 11:38 pm

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MisterDuck

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did anyone see her wedding photos? not a hair out of place.
March 23, 2009 at 11:45 pm

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spark_plug

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im glad shes gone. good fucking riddance. i might of respected her if shed of gone gracefully.

whats the difference between cancer and a cow? jade goody cant milk a cow
March 24, 2009 at 2:31 am

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benbear

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spark_plug;315028 wrote:

im glad shes gone. good fucking riddance. i might of respected her if shed of gone gracefully.

whats the difference between cancer and a cow? jade goody cant milk a cow

:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at: goody cant milk a cow LOL
March 24, 2009 at 12:47 pm

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DaftFader

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spark_plug;315028 wrote:

im glad shes gone. good fucking riddance. i might of respected her if shed of gone gracefully.

whats the difference between cancer and a cow? jade goody cant milk a cow

ahahah that’s the best one i heard so far :weee:
March 24, 2009 at 4:09 pm

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GiantMidget

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Jade Goody has said she hasn’t told her kids about her illness as she doesn’t want them worrying about the ‘C’ word. But I’m sure with all the press coverage and kids talking at school, they already know their mum is a ‘Cunt’.
March 24, 2009 at 4:51 pm

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Clusterfrog

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DJCliffy;315096 wrote:

Jade Goody has said she hasn’t told her kids about her illness as she doesn’t want them worrying about the ‘C’ word. But I’m sure with all the press coverage and kids talking at school, they already know their mum is a ‘Cunt’.

hahahahaha
March 24, 2009 at 5:04 pm

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GiantMidget

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I heard that Elton John is going to release a charity record for Jade Goody. It’ll be called “Cancer in the Minge”.
March 24, 2009 at 6:46 pm

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DaftFader

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DJCliffy;315113 wrote:

I heard that Elton John is going to release a charity record for Jade Goody. It’ll be called “Cancer in the Minge”.

HAHAHAHAHA … that shouldn’t even be funny but it is:laugh_at:
March 24, 2009 at 7:11 pm

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p0ly

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you dont even need to make jade goody jokes, she was a joke
March 24, 2009 at 8:31 pm

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DaftFader

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DJCliffy;315113 wrote:

I heard that Elton John is going to release a charity record for Jade Goody. It’ll be called “Cancer in the Minge”.

“and it seems to me, you lived your life, like cancer in the minge”
soo true!:laugh_at:
March 24, 2009 at 8:39 pm

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GiantMidget

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Isn’t it ironic: Jade Goody’s head looks like an egg, and it’ll be in a box this Easter.

To the theme of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air:

South East England, born and raised
On Reality TV, where I spent most of my days
Being racist and acting a fool
Was disgusting, destroyed all the gene pool
When a couple of cells, who were up to no good
Started making cancer in my vaginalhood
I got one bit of cancer and my doctors got scared
They said, “We’re putting you on chemo, say goodbye to your hair!”
March 24, 2009 at 8:43 pm

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p0ly

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DJCliffy;315184 wrote:

Isn’t it ironic: Jade Goody’s head looks like an egg, and it’ll be in a box this Easter.

To the theme of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air:

South East England, born and raised
On Reality TV, where I spent most of my days
Being racist and acting a fool
Was disgusting, destroyed all the gene pool
When a couple of cells, who were up to no good
Started making cancer in my vaginalhood
I got one bit of cancer and my doctors got scared
They said, “We’re putting you on chemo, say goodbye to your hair!”

my oh my
March 24, 2009 at 9:00 pm

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marcusblanc

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O-D;312231 wrote:

And so, as death approaches this one she suddenly finds religion and feels the need to be christened in a vain attempt of getting into Gods good books and a chance of entering that intolerable zone called Heaven.

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Goody and sons to be christened

This may sound like a good and noble thing, but now the poor buggers will be constantly followed around by the media, thus we’ll be hearing about how hard it is now Jade is gone and how badly the boys are taking it for at least another 100 years.

Cant see god falling for this one, because as she now knows, he hates racists! 😉
March 24, 2009 at 9:07 pm

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GiantMidget

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p0lygon-Window;315185 wrote:

my oh my

Were they wrong?
March 24, 2009 at 9:34 pm

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p0ly

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DJCliffy;315192 wrote:

Were they wrong?

it was just pretty epic
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