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  • This is a rubbish joke. But it’s the first one here…

    A guy goes into a japanese seafood restaurant and goes over to the tank to choose some fresh food. He looks all round the tank and sees all manner of different crabs and lobsters and stuff, bu at the bottom of the tank he sees a squid, the like of which he’d never seen before. He was really excited as he’d not yet found a seafood dish that he hadn’t eaten.

    It was the colour of a lime, but with a moustache. He’d never seen one before and could only imagine what it tasted like, so he asked the waiter to cook it up for him.

    The waiter fished the squid from the tank and took it to see the chef, Ch’face, for it to be prepared. As Ch’face looked into the eyes of the squid, however, he felt a sudden pang of guilt for what he was about to do, and simply could not go ahead and kill the creature.

    He called to the washing up boy, Hans from Germany, and asked him if he could do the deed and plunge the squid into the the pan of boiling water, but unfortunately Hans didn’t have the heart to kill the creature either.

    As they say

    Hans that does dishes is as soft as Ch’face, with the mild green hairy lip squid.

    I’ll get my coat.

    LOL. Made me smile. I’m sad!

    :horay:he he he

    like it

    :bigsmile:

    Can’t see me telling that one in the pub anytime soon

    [FONT=Verdana,]Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station.

    They approached one of the gas pumps and one of the aliens addressed it.

    “Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader.”

    The gas pumps of course didn’t respond. The alien repeated the greeting. Again there was no response. The alien, annoyed by what he perceived to be the gas pumps haughty attitude, drew his ray gun and said impatiently, “Greetings earthling. We come in peace. How dare you ignore us in this way! Take us to your leader or I’ll fire!”

    The other alien shouted to his comrade, “No, you don’t want to make him mad!”

    But before he finished his warning the first alien fired. There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert, where they landed in a heap rather abruptly. When they finally regained consciousness, the one who fired turned to the other one and said, “What a ferocious creature. It damn near killed us! How did you know it was so dangerous?”

    The other alien answered, “If there’s one thing I’ve learned during my travels through the galaxy, when a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick it in his own ear, you don’t mess with him.”
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    Thanks for the joke! It was one of the best I’ve read in a long time! The whole office is roaring!

    40 gypsies arrive at heavens gates looking to enter but St Paul says he only has room for 12 so they must decide amoungst themselves whose coming in.

    5 minutes later St Paul goes to God ‘They’ve gone’
    ‘What all 40?’ says God
    ‘No’ replies Peter, ‘the fucking gates’

    An Englishman, Ireshman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. The barman says
    “what is this…some kind of fucking joke ?!”.
    cheese.
    n-c

    NICE!! made me laff and i will be telling those down the pub!
    heres one for you, its not up to that standard tho..
    Bill and Ben are in bed and Bill says ‘flubber flubber’ and Ben says: ‘ if you loved me you’d swallow that!’
    BOOM BOOM!

    there’s a lion a bear an a chicken talking about who’s hardest..

    the bear says when i roar the whole forest is afraid.. the lion says when i roar the whole forest runs away…

    the chicken says thats nothing when i sneeze the whole world shits itself…:bigsmile:

    lol sorry…

    have you heard about the drinking game? you pour a bottle vodka inside a woman and drink it out through a straw, it’s really dangerous so doctors have put out a warning against minge drinking!

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