@Killahertz 587503 wrote:
I’ll ruin a thread I want my son home so an application is forthcoming
And everyday ask yourself how again
I will win.
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@iliesse 588782 wrote:
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yeah badness..continue talking crap anyway:)
@Gylfì Guðbjörnsson 588463 wrote:
I blame those pesky Laotians and French Polynesians, they take the piss, last week I had my crisp cupboard (yes I have a dedicated cupboard for crisps) and blow me, not only did I find the prawn cocktail, I found Joan Crawford on all fours with a ferry full of Spanish dissidents whom don’t speak a word of Flemish, 4 aircraft carriers of Laotian plumbers and a VW transporter with a French Polynesian typist….all of this was hanging out the end of old Joan’s backdoors.
I guess though if they restocked the food stores and fixed the plumbing this wave of illegal immigration wouldn’t be so bad (I’d expect Laotian plumbers to be particularly good at selecting cisterns and pedestals that strongly discourage the Burmese Python from slithering up the trap and into the WC; and you never know what is in the Thames nowadays.
@General Lighting 588862 wrote:
I guess though if they restocked the food stores and fixed the plumbing this wave of illegal immigration wouldn’t be so bad (I’d expect Laotian plumbers to be particularly good at selecting cisterns and pedestals that strongly discourage the Burmese Python from slithering up the trap and into the WC; and you never know what is in the Thames nowadays.
That did cross my mind, I wondered to myself,’ WHAT IF a python managed to crawl up my bum? would I know? would I survive? could I write a UK best seller about it? more than likely not was the summary of that lol
Anyway lets get this thread going again and even maybe add a few peeps (after subs have been paid ofc ;))
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I put a porno on the other day n this bird was gettin done from behind but she seemed a bit queer looking and I thought it was a man :omg: Quickly thought to check for tits and everything turned out well.
Gay porn is the best porn (to put on the projector at school)
I’m trying to figure out an old trick i used to do on other messageboards where you make your text the same color as the background so that no one sees it until the quote you
Plenty of genius’s have managed that with their 1st posts lol.
true but if you execute it right it either doesn’t show up until they quote or it dissappears when someone quotes you and you can make them look funny
Wonder if GL might know?
Have to find things to make life more fun here.
@Tryptameanie 589537 wrote:
Wonder if GL might know?
its just a matter of finding the color that matches the background or the color of the quote box, i tried and was way off
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