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Looks like the avian equivalent of Guantanamo!
He’s gonna be doing bird for a bit, and his owners will be up before the beak…
A loud-mouthed rooster has become a jailhouse cock, after it was the first live creature to be seized by noise pollution chiefs.
Neighbours were cock-a-hoop as police swooped down to seize the crowing cockerel whose constant squawking in a suburban back garden caused them round-the-clock disturbance for months.
Colchester Council environmental control officers, who organised the raid on Friday with help from the RSPCA, will now seek a court order to prevent the jailbird ever coming home to Plume Avenue, Shrub End.
His owners, Michael and Theresa Fanders, had failed to respond to letters and a statutory noise abatement notice.
The council went to court on Friday to get a warrant to seize the bird.
Mr and Mrs Fanders refused to speak to the Evening Gazette.
12:00pm Monday 5th June 2006
my sympathy is with the neighbours there:bounce_fl:bounce_fl:bounce_fl
my neighbour has free range chickens and the cock is very very loud – one night he didnt shut them in and it spent the night outside my window [only so many times you can chase the f*cker off] another night of that and he’s roast chicken
they can crow all bloody night at this time of year:you_smart:you_smart:you_smart
but still jailbird :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:milk it for all the puns its worth
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