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  • Looks like the avian equivalent of Guantanamo!

    He’s gonna be doing bird for a bit, and his owners will be up before the beak…

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    A loud-mouthed rooster has become a jailhouse cock, after it was the first live creature to be seized by noise pollution chiefs.

    Neighbours were cock-a-hoop as police swooped down to seize the crowing cockerel whose constant squawking in a suburban back garden caused them round-the-clock disturbance for months.

    Colchester Council environmental control officers, who organised the raid on Friday with help from the RSPCA, will now seek a court order to prevent the jailbird ever coming home to Plume Avenue, Shrub End.

    His owners, Michael and Theresa Fanders, had failed to respond to letters and a statutory noise abatement notice.

    The council went to court on Friday to get a warrant to seize the bird.
    Mr and Mrs Fanders refused to speak to the Evening Gazette.
    12:00pm Monday 5th June 2006


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      Jailhouse cock…LOL :laugh_at:

      my sympathy is with the neighbours there:bounce_fl:bounce_fl:bounce_fl

      my neighbour has free range chickens and the cock is very very loud – one night he didnt shut them in and it spent the night outside my window [only so many times you can chase the f*cker off] another night of that and he’s roast chicken

      they can crow all bloody night at this time of year:you_smart:you_smart:you_smart

      but still jailbird :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:milk it for all the puns its worth

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