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Not guilty – its still not that warm here, there’s no rational reason for me to ride to Sudbury and my touring bike is in bits in the shed (it needs loads of work done on it..)
The naked rider was spotted in Waldingfield Road, Acton, near Sudbury, between 2.45pm and 2.55pm on Monday.
Police have classified the incident as one of “outraging public decency” and have today appealed for public help in catching the naked cyclist.
After the report came in, police searched the area but he was not found.
A spokeswoman for the police said: “He is described as white, in his late 20s, of slim build with dark hair and was riding a racing bike with curly handles.”
It should only be “outraging public decency” if he has a hard on. end of. lol
oops
About 12 incidents each year are classified by police as “outraging public decency”. During the past two years such incidents have included public masturbation, sex acts in public with prostitutes, one incident of a man committing a sexual act with a horse and another of a man in his 20s who defecated in a street in Brandon.
ahahahahaha
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@joshd96320 387554 wrote:
About 12 incidents each year are classified by police as “outraging public decency”. During the past two years such incidents have included public masturbation, sex acts in public with prostitutes, one incident of a man committing a sexual act with a horse and another of a man in his 20s who defecated in a street in Brandon.
ahahahahaha
I saw a naked man run through the streets of Guildford once with the cops 50 seconds behind. He seemed happy enough
@1984 387560 wrote:
I saw a naked man run through the streets of Guildford once with the cops 50 seconds behind. He seemed happy enough
:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:
@1984 387560 wrote:
I saw a naked man run through the streets of Guildford once with the cops 50 seconds behind. He seemed happy enough
Who wouldn’t be happy in that situation! .. ~That’s my life long dream .. I’m just building up to that moment 😉
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