nice and light outside but still fucking cold for this time of year (at least it should finish off any remnant caterpillars I hope)
but I remember it being blazing hot this time last year
Perhaps Met Office got EDS or Crapita to builld the weather machine [1]
we’ll have to send globalloon down there to fix it; if he wears a suit and says hes a consultant they will believe him..:biggreen:
[1] I once found a website written by several right-wing yank militia types, which seriously claimed the EU had funded and built a weather machine for the sole purpose of causing climate change to destroy US agriculture…
we’ll have to send globalloon down there to fix it; if he wears a suit and says hes a consultant they will believe him..
LOL
seriously….you got a link???? I read another fairly retarded (IMO) American creationist article today actually, check this out
this was years ago (1995 or thereabouts!) – haven’t found it since, I think most of these sites got shut down after 9/11 or have gone underground as the yanks realised there are as many potential “trrrsts” in their own country….
what do you mean ‘wears a suit’? :omg_wtf:
anyway mate, those guys are a nightmare
you need clearance like a month in advance :bored_yaw
cos they are scared about me finding out about their weather machine
but I remember it being blazing hot this time last year
’em birds be nestin in tops o’yem trees ’round ‘ere ‘is yer, cos’ u’skoiz noice an’igh thiss’ear
i think that also means that although it’s colder now than this time last year, we’re going to have a longer, hotter summer
😎
here endeth the weather
Well it looks like its gonna be warming up again by the end of the week in London – 19c with sun, should be a bit nicer anyway.
I keep being decieved by the sunny weather, only to find out its a lot colder outside.
The met have also just put out a hot weather warning for July and August saying temperature could hit similar highs to 2003 (eg: 38c!)…
where did this info come from?
checked meto’s site and the BBC long range, there was one paragraph about possible extreme weather but there’s no way any forecasters can look that far in advance….
there is a dept of health plan for a heatwave on uk resillience (new style “protect and survive” site) but thats just the plan they were made to write 2 years ago [it takes about 2 years for whitehall to act on anything]
wouldn’t mind warmer weather now, guess the druids will need to do some magic…
Summer heatwave on way
By Rebecca Smith, Evening Standard
11 May 2005
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/articles/18541119?source=Evening%20Standard&ct=5
Predictions of a scorching summer today prompted the Government to send out a warning on how to cope in a heatwave.
The Met Office has issued an alert that temperatures in July and August could match the 101F recorded in Kent in 2003.
Now the Department of Health says it will distribute leaflets telling people how to keep cool and protect themselves from the sun.
The warnings come two years after a heatwave that led to the deaths of 2,000 people in Britain and 27,000 across Europe.
Experts have updated their plans and advice on how to deal with hot temperatures, which can prove fatal for vulnerable people such as the elderly. Chief Medical Officer Sir Liam Donaldson said lessons had to be learned from the thousands of death in 2003.
He said: “As the experience in 2003 demonstrated, it is particularly important that for those over 75, especially those who live alone or in residential homes, that the necessary precautions are taken to avoid serious harm through heat exhaustion and heat stroke.
“The leaflet is designed to provide the public with common sense precautions that will help people to enjoy the weather while protecting themselves from the dangerous, and potentially fatal, effects of these temperatures.”
The Met Office long-range predictions-suggest the weather will be unusually warm this summer, with temperatures higher than the average of 22C (71F).
A spokesman for the Met Office said: “There is certainly a possibility that we will have hot spells. Our latest indications are for higher than average temperatures.” The highest recorded temperature measured in Britain was 38.5C – over 101F – in Kent on 10 August 2003. The scorching temperatures will mean more misery for Tube passengers.
Mayor Ken Livingstone has offered a £100,000 prize to anyone who can find a workable way to keep the Underground cool, but although he is due to make an announcement on the plans next week, relief will not be on the way for years yet and certainly not in time for this summer.
New trains being introduced on the sub-surface lines – including the Circle and District – will have air conditioning units fitted, but even that won’t happen until 2009.
AS IF WE DIDN’T KNOW
The public information leaflet, called Heatwave, contains such useful advice as:
If a heatwave is forecast, try to plan your day in a way that allows you to stay out of the heat.
If you can, avoid going out in the hottest part of the day (11am-3pm).
If you must go out, stay in the shade. Wear a hat and light, loose-fitting clothes, preferably cotton.
If you will be outside for some time, take plenty of water with you.
Take cool showers or baths and splash yourself several times a day with cold water, particularly your face and the back of your neck.
Try to eat more cold food, particularly salads and fruit, which contain water.
Look after older people as they are much more prone to the effects of heat.
If you have older relatives or neighbours you can help simply by checking on them if possible every day, and reminding them to drink plenty and often. They should have a mixture of drinks, including fruit juice and water.
Help them to keep their houses as cool as possible, drawing curtains, opening windows at night or using a fan if necessary.
no scientific way maybe…
what i was saying (was my post in devon speak a bit hard to understand?) is that a lot of birds are building their nests right at the tops of the trees this spring, which indicates a hotter summer
don’t ask me how they know 😉
ah, good old associated newspapers scaremongering and exaggerating stuff again…
they’ve taken the two things I mentioned in the last post and spun it into the usual hysteria to fill out a slow news day
its a long range prediction (which is riddled with caveats and subject to change), TBH they get issued to keep the meedja happy and aren’t worth a damn.
a weather alert is a totally different thing… its issued at short notice and will turn up on Met Office, BBC Weather Centre, UK resilience and (in some cases) Environment Agency websites around the same time.
The most reliable source of weather forecasts in the UK are the BBC Weather Centre updates from the Internet (the TV and radio broadcasts get “recycled” to save costs).
It changes every 3-4 hours or so as well!
there are a lot of ropey “UK weather forecasts” on the web as well – seem to come from USA servers – these are often best avoided.
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
what i was saying (was my post in devon speak a bit hard to understand?) is that a lot of birds are building their nests right at the tops of the trees this spring, which indicates a hotter summer
don’t ask me how they know 😉
the predictions do mention the south west as potentially a particularly warm place this summer
watching animals for weather is probably no less inaccurate than the met office (how do you know they aren’t watching the birds as well? 😉 )
Cats are good judges of temperature. They prefer 22-27 celsius (being originally desert/jungle animals) and will seek out the warmest (but not too hot) areas they can find… they also start pacing around and looking for sheltered places when there is going to be wind and rain…
I reckon we will get some good weather though –
it just pisses me off that associated get so paranoid about things and always find something to whinge about (but won’t of course criticise the real issues that may cause climate change)
If youre in London, this Friday looks set to be a scorcher. I think Im gonna be out on hampstead heath for a relaxing day in the sun.
Nothing better than chilling with some cold beers and a spliff under the sun.
Remember the suncream so you dont become an embaressed peeling red fool. :lol_fast:
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