@tryptameanie 982725 wrote:
You just need to relax man :).
I’m around, just don’t feel like posting much right now.
I thought a reply to ur commentar Posted in “Thread : CH :Fondue war / Fondue-Krieg in Zürich
“Am going to assume the silly Swiss are being fooled every time they buy a volume of cheeses such as emental which looks like it been infested with tiny yet incredibly precise mice who bore beautifully geometrically pleasing bubbles within it making it look far bigger than it actually weighs. Think this is from when the Swiss discovered they could cut their cheeses with air to fool stupid invading armies that hadn’t brought enough of their own, solid cheese with them and they would have continued to get away with it indefinitely had the cheese knife not been invented at some time in the past (also rulers and scales may have played a small part in this but owing to them keeping all the jew gold from ww2, nobody so that pissed off about the cheese or the ridiculous price of their clocks anymore).”
seemed better here….:you_smart
Waouuh, I feel a MAN having big eggs in his pants, daring saying “silly Swiss” (lol) :
Lucky for you, am only swiss in my heart, but if my passport had been also red with a white+, I would already be in the UK kicking ur ass, then forcing you to retype the text which has more grammatic faults than I even never do and repacing some words with clever , kind, …, and your finnal horror trip would be forcing you to eat FIRST An excellent Swiss Cheese fondue followed by an certainly disgusting UK cheese fondue until u vomite it and say ” sorry iliesse, i will never writting something like SILLY SWISSagain. :sign0020:
I think what saved the restaurant owner is the fondue smells coming from good swiss cheese,
with UK cheese, the neighbours wouldn’t have gone to court but throw dfirect a bomb in the restaurant,
But your commentar made me curious how they make the holes in the Emmental, but all i found was :
FUCK , IS MY COUNTRY REALLY SILLY AS U WROTTE
I DIDN’T FOUND AN EXPLICATION HOW THEY PROCEED, BUT:
THIS PARADOX : :surprised
IF the more cheese, the more holes
AS the more holes, the less cheese
THERFORE the more of cheese, the less cheese :lol_up:
I think am gonna keep my German passport and invite you to a drink to the :you_crazy silly Swiss:alcoholic :laugh_at:
