@iliesse 982838 wrote:
I think what saved the restaurant owner is the fondue smells coming from good swiss cheese,
with UK cheese, the neighbours wouldn’t have gone to court but throw dfirect a bomb in the restaurant,
I worked for the UK Environment Ministry for a few years and they had to keep a database of British cheese makers and the kinds of cheese and we also had official government cheest inspectors who could enter farms on “on the service of HM the Queen” and inspect all the cheese to make sure if was correct qualiity.
Otherwise the better quality cheese would be mixed up with offcuts and other wrong stuff or it got bulked out with caesin to the point it was no longer at EU standard and too much of it could make people unwell (not deadly but you would end up in the WC most of the day). The farmers didn’t like this extra regulation and we actually needed to have special xray scanners for parcels and a reinforced trash bin that small IEDS (bombs) could be put into safely whilst waiting for the military to arrive!
You bastard GL, you worked for the government?
@tryptameanie 982872 wrote:
You bastard GL, you worked for the government?
Even today about 40% of me technically belongs to the NHS (to keep the computers working, not as an experimental subject)
I wouldn’t work for Whitehall today with todays muppets in charge – maybe if Corbyn got in I’d reconsider if the job was for anything useful although even if they renationalised British Telecom paid me double it would still take a lot of persuasion.
To be fair the Civil Service were the only ones who would employ me after a taking a year out helping the squatters (which I still carried on doing even afterwards) and I did help sort out some useful stuff there. It was also why the cops couldn’t prove I was training the cat in surveillance techniques as I had a 100% legit alibi; I’d even been discussing my plans to start meowing with the cat myself with two official govt zoologists (the Profs said it was a perfectly valid experiment and some of their colleagues did the same).
I’d also tell them about any interesting creatures I noticed whilst out cycling or wandering around rave sites; even saw a real black adder in South Oxfordshire.
– in early 2000s I did turn down a transfer to “somewhere in the West of England” – I told them I’d be perfectly happy to stay with Defra and help København count the bears and other wildlife but “this time round Tony has made a balls up in the Middle East and what he does today is going to bite us all in the arse 10 or so years later”.
You’re as bloody loopy as I am GL but with far more useful knowledge lol.
the main problem with drug usage is people don’t know how to take them! shrooms for instance can be ingested through smoke; you dry them out by placing 5 or 6 liberty caps in a wad of paper folded into four, then run a large penny over the top of them, if this doesn’t dry them out sufficiently then place them in a tin foil wrap and run a lighter under the base of the tinfoil about half a centimetre above the flame, then mix with cannabis and roll into a spliff/joint! if you’re still having trouble smoking it then place the drug cigarette under a laptop for 30 to 40 minutes.
Pills can also be snorted, you do this by placing a pill of 2-cb, ecstasy, ketamine or some other narcotic into a wad of paper folded into four, then hold a glass at a 90 degree angle and roll with the glass on the paper holding the tablets until it’s in the format of a fine smooth powder then take the powder out of the paper and chop it up with a razor or credit card.
Never eat too much Peyote or take too much LSD because allot of people end up doing this and enter into a trip that never ends taking what would be their subjective sanity along with them…
Hope you have found my advice useful, have fun but remember it’s only fun. 😀 😀 😀
Nice advice but still nowhere close to good enough. Absolute tryst in your compound and sensibly increasig dosges is essential.
@tryptameanie 982883 wrote:
Nice advice but still nowhere close to good enough. Absolute tryst in your compound and sensibly increasig dosges is essential.
Cannabis is particularly deceptive in dosage, it’s near impossible to overdose on it yet heart arrhythmias are a probable outcome in extreme cases especially in elderly users. You’ve also not got to be speed balling by which I mean taking depressants and stimulants at the same time for example using Crack and Heroin at the same time:
Heroin is a strong depressant which means it makes your heart beat slowly, Crack Cocaine is a stimulant which makes your heart beat quickly, when the two are taken in combination either at the same time or during a ‘come down’ from either of the substances it can be deadly, this is not the case with softer less potent substances such as the depressant alcohol and the stimulant Cocaine.
Some substances when combined can increase addiction and trippy effects like getting really drunk and smoking weed, this creates a chemical in the brain known only as tetra-hydra-cannibinol the two depressants in combination produce a light psycho-active almost hallucinogenic effect…
Synthetic cannabinoids have a shocking potency to the unfamiliar.
@tryptameanie 982891 wrote:
Synthetic cannabinoids have a shocking potency to the unfamiliar.
People think they’re quite modern yet looking at the packaging on the ingredients of some of these synthetics I saw allot of the compounds contained ‘Adamantan’ which has been around since god was a boy, why people can’t just smoke ‘opiate lettuce’ as an alternative is beyond me…
Many of them go back decades. The sirsy synthesis of delta-0 tetrahydracannabinol was done in 1964 (here’s the 1st page of the poriginal papeer
http://pubs.acs.org/doi/abs/10.1021/ja00999a034). Derivatives and analogues of it were synthesized even before that as chemists raced to synthesize the actual structure. I imagine it’s continued more or less everf since to some degree.
Actually that was the 1st synthesis of THC and associated alkaloids which aren’t the same as the synthetics. Turns out they were looked at begining in the 80’s by this man. Never tried any of the JWH- series….
@tryptameanie 982895 wrote:
Many of them go back decades. The sirsy synthesis of delta-0 tetrahydracannabinol was done in 1964 (here’s the 1st page of the poriginal papeer
http://pubs.acs.org/doi/abs/10.1021/ja00999a034). Derivatives and analogues of it were synthesized even before that as chemists raced to synthesize the actual structure. I imagine it’s continued more or less everf since to some degree.
Normal people were bankrupting themselves for it here in England before it was illegalised and the overriding irony is none of it was ever as good as some nice, clean amphetamine mixed with vodka between joints :big-joint:
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