An average day for the sherrif in a rural area of the USA.. Initially I thought this was some sort of joke newspaper like the Onion but apparently its all legit.. TBH I think the stray cat and the pit bulls were the least of the area’s problems if this his how the humans behave!
Tuesday 6/22
8:48 a.m. Although someone heard loud yells coming from a Columbia Falls trailer park, deputies were unable to locate any commotion.
9:12 a.m. A Columbia Falls resident tested out Ray Bradbury’s theory and discovered that books do indeed burn at 451 degrees.
9:30 a.m. Someone made off with an unknown number of pillows from a Kalispell residence on Bando Lane.
11:06 a.m. A Somers resident reported receiving “suspicious” phone calls.
11:46 a.m. After a stray cat bit a Columbia Falls Resident, an animal warden set traps in the area.
2:55 p.m. Two Kalispell men were playing with a gun in a pickup when one accidentally shot the other in the leg.
3:38 p.m. Four pit bulls were reported running loose in Columbia Falls and growling at people. One dog was detained and the others remain at large.
10:08 p.m. Several juveniles were charged with theft (of an unknown item) and obstruction (in an unknown manner) on South Fork Road.
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