So you’ll be taking the ferry to Jersey at some point?
no jersey cows are the type of cows they use for milk production, I think if you fed them cheese they’d get metritis
I wouldn’t share my cheese with a cow. Last time a cow wanted my cheese I said no fuck off to the shop and get your own or it’ll cost you a nosh you silly cow.
@thisismeactually1 588470 wrote:
Getting raped
ditto.
I dreamt last night that I sucked myself off. Wasn’t sure if it qualified as a dream or nightmare, my penis says it was definitely a dream though.
@The Psyentist 590912 wrote:
I dreamt last night that I sucked myself off. Wasn’t sure if it qualified as a dream or nightmare, my penis says it was definitely a dream though.
Lol Kind banana style yo!
Hahaha
it involves tophats streamers,fruit thats in season,cockrings,nerf footballs,leatherchaps ,goggles,sparklers an midgets
I fantasize about being tied spread eagle and being tormented with whips and things. Having my pussy whipped… But that’s usually what I think about when I’m touching myself, just about to cum. If it’s a longer fantasy, I usually think about being dominated by a man. Him bending me over and shoving his hands up my skirt, ripping my panties off, touching me roughly in my pussy and shoving fingers inside me. Saying dirty things in my ear. I want it really rough and hard. Especially when he’s pushing his cock inside me, I want really hard and heavy thrusts that almost hurt they’re so rough.
I’ve always had a fantasy of fucking a street chick while she main lines a lethal amount of heroin. Then continue to fuck her rotten while she od’s …… flat lines ….loses body warmth! What a fucking sexy progression
@Izbeckistani 589716 wrote:
wheres my fucking invite eh :'(
SAD PANDA
FEMALE ARE ALL WELCOME IN MY INITIAL FANTASY PARTY AND ONE GAY BOY FOR PSYENTIST SO CAN CHOOSE HIS PREFERENCE THAT NIGHT
@Izbeckistani 590024 wrote:
Fuck yous then!
I’m going to throw my own sexy drugs party.
There will also be free pizza.Everyone whos not invited to frenchies party can come to mine :horay:
THAN BRINGING ALL TOGETHER WILL NEED SOMTHING BIGGER THAN MY INITIAL HOTEL ROOM, HOPE U HAVE A PLACE PROPOSITION : MAYBE A BIG PARTY AROUND THE WORLD IN AN AIRBUS 380 FOR PICKING THE PV MEMBERS AROUND THE WORLD AND AN MILITARY FOR TRANSPORTING ALL”DRINKS AND ALL OTHER DIFFERENT KINDS OF GOODIES….”
What? Speak up man, can’t hear you!!!!
List of things to bring are as follows:
Skip the cid sheet, you need cid crystals for the thumbprint …….
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