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May 17, 2011 at 9:13 am

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bryonbond

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Hey all hope you’re all well :love:

I just had a fat brekkie, feeling bloated

Today I hope everyone has a good day

three or four times over the last year I have found myself waking up in the middle of the night pissing myself with laughter

just wondered if anyone else here has experienced this?

:crazy_dru
May 17, 2011 at 9:19 am

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mungo1972

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Hi bryonbond ,
Yes thank god i thought that was just me …..ive done it a few times . Most embarrassing time was on a night shift and i was asleep with the rest of the crew in the dorm . Well i was pissing my sides about something and woke up laughing ……realised where i was went quiet . After a while thought i’d got away with it when one of the lads piped up ” you wanna share the joke ” ……well that was it every one pissed their sides …..still it made people laugh 🙂

regards
Mungo
ps is this normal or are we weird ?
May 17, 2011 at 9:51 am

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Lt Luna

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Ha I do this!! I completely freak my partner out. I do it quite often as well.
May 17, 2011 at 10:00 am

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mungo1972

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Hi LT Luna ,
Now there are three of us ….the odds of us being weird are getting less ……come everyone else ….be honnest and get it off ya chest you’ll feel better . Make bryonbond , LT Luna and myself normal :-O confess ….confess 🙂

regards
Mungo
May 17, 2011 at 10:42 am

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Minghead

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thats a nice way to wake up! much better than waking up in a pool of your own blood clucthing a pair of scicors in one hand and your penis in the other! now that would be weird!

waking up laughing is the best start to the day surely! infact i think if i woke myself up laughing i would by a lottery ticket!
May 17, 2011 at 10:44 am

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bryonbond

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Lol how good it is to share this!

=)

Looking forward to next time it happens

x

=)
May 17, 2011 at 10:46 am

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my ex used to wake up in the middle of the night, shout at me (well I assume it was me it was a bit mumbley) then go back to sleep. She never remembered this happening.
May 17, 2011 at 10:48 am

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mungo1972

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Hi Minghead ,
I can only agree with what you said …..although i just wet myself through part laughing then…part fear :-O . Lucky im not allowed sharp objects so the least i could do is bruise the old boy lol .

regards
Mungo
ps Always wear protection …..if its kevlar all that much better lol
May 17, 2011 at 11:22 am

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Minghead

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har! yes protection all the way! you kow what they say “your your own worst enemy!” and in your sleep that could be horrificly true!

i went out with a girl who would wake up having had dreams that i had cheated on her regulary and she would literally belive these dreams untill about mid-day! and would refuse to speak to me or shout at me, throw stuff and be very very angry!

that got well frustrating after a while, however she was utter filth in bed so every cloud and all that!
May 17, 2011 at 11:34 am

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mungo1972

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Hi Minghead ,
The things we put up with because of great sex lol , although some of my past experiences like yourself …..you never got much sleep when with these mad type of women . I remember being one night and one night only with this lass i met ….she was hot and seemed lovely . Went back to her place and one thing led to another and we was doing the wild thing , she scratched the shit out of my back with her nails whilst making meow sounds !!! . Strange but i was having fun so take the pain !!!!! .

Anyway next morning i awoke to a shed load of cats in the bed room , ones was scratching the shit out of my brand new leather coat i’d just bought . so i shooed it off , well cat woman went ballistic !!!! i got dressed and out through pure fear for my life , she scratched the shit out of me it was like a lioness attacking !!!!!

very bizzare and fightening time lol , lucky i had some cat nip , distracted the bitch and ran for me life lol

regards
Mungo
May 17, 2011 at 12:26 pm

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DaftFader

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My friends mum does this all the time … she litteraly can’t stop laughing for ages! It’s hilarious as she’ll manage to record it and play it back to us …. then she’ll start laughnig at her laughing and we’ll all crack up cos she’s got a funny laugh anyway … well good man. haha
May 17, 2011 at 12:41 pm

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mungo1972

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Hi Kung Fu Fader ,
Alright mate 🙂 , this sounds good she must have an infectious laugh . You gotta love her for that as she makes you laugh just because she laughs 🙂 . All good

regards
Mungo
May 18, 2011 at 11:42 am

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haha hmmm, i’m a bit like that. i wake up and do/say irrational things sometimes. like i woke up i the night once and thought a spider the size of a dog was on my ceiling above me and i ran through the house screaming like a crazy woman and refused to go back to sleep in there, even though there obviously wasn’t a massive spider in there. and i had a really vivid dream i killed a boy i used to go to school with and i woke up and cried for hours. sleep is strange.
May 18, 2011 at 12:01 pm

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Fizzbombheid

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i do this constantly. i sometimes go to sleep laughing too.

i’m known to have complete conversations with her while i’m fast asleep. cant remember what i’ve said till she tells me about it.
May 18, 2011 at 8:41 pm

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mungo1972

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Hi FizzBombHeid ,
OOHHH conversations in your sleep !!!!!! , could be dangerous …..just think of all the secrets you might blurt out !!!! . Im sorry dear it was i that ate your last slice of cake……or i didnt go the gym i went the pub !!!!! and finally yes it was me that left the toilet seat up and not your mother !!! . I think to be on the safe side i reckon you should sleep with tape over your mouth for two reasons . 1 you dont blurt out anything sensitive like and 2 if you already have done this then when Mrs FizzBombHeid removes your family jewels your scream will be muffled and no else needs to get woke up lol .

Ah there you go sleep well FizzBombHeid !!!!! :-O
regards
Mungo 😉
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