haha jus read the rest of your post there,yeah am a experienced eater aswell…probz told loads of people this but al jus post it here for safe keeping :D…was your typical friday night out…went out to ma mates house..got a bottle of EQ (like md 20/20) was startin to feel a bit tipsy,so we went into his massive garage,so we gets these teacakes,and i was like you think it would taste good with a bit of weed inside it,he packs it with sum has like half of it is weed like.i eat it in a wonner (and belive me it did not take the fucking taste away.so we sat and blasted some tunes for a while everything was cool…then we all started goin down to the shops.I started to feel dizzy,i was like fuck man this is some strong shit,but I’ll be cool standin infront of the shop,eventualty am like more or less trippin out,everything seems like you know inwards them am like shit dont be sick,fucksake,then i eventually give in go round the back of the shop,stumbles onto the top of the power box think -WHITEY MY LOAD-…darkness….wake up again to some geezer takin a piss next to me..I be sick again (after he leaves)..i ko again ..wake up some time later i fuzzily hear in the back ground “-laughing- Where the fucks dave”some other guy “hes roon there deed”…i be sick again and ko again….some amount of unkown time i wake up again..i hear the police drivin up coz i heard someone shoutin “hide yer drinks heres the police” i hear them pull up and open there doors one says “awyrt lads” i was like shit am fucked and before i could finish that thought i ko again…….i wake up and its dark…fuck knows what time it is…i have a look at my phone its bloody 5 to 11 at night, i cant hardly move it takes me a few minutes to gain energy for my legs, i eventually manage to get to my feet,my non existtant brain sum how works out that the last bus home is in 5 minute,and the bus stop along the park and across the road,which seems for fucking forever when your in my state,i manage it over like a zombie or summit,jus made it in time,acted as sober as i could for the bus guy,gave him my money didni even care about the change i jus wanted to lie down,i get on da bus sit down…seems like the best feeling ever,my bus journey takes about ten minutes,sittin on the bus tryin to figure out an excuse y i am back this late (was 15 at the time,back then i had to be in for half 10 lol) i stagger off the bus,walk down me road,find my door to be locked,takes bout 5 minutes to find my key to get it i walk in…only to find that my fackin mum has went out for the night to get manlyed:bounce_fl and not a minute after i get in..she phones the house to make sure am in and am cool and that,i am like yeah the night went not too bad was quite quiet. as soon as she hung up, i trampled up the stair took me kit off. absoululty died..in a good way.Woke up the next day at a decent time as if nothing ever had happened!
Nearly Hospitilising myself with weed..and my mum not finding out…RESULT raaa
