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  • @Pat McDonald 539333 wrote:

    Well… I don’t think employment is for me.

    Self employment, possibly. 😉

    Likewise, self-employment isn’t for everybody.

    Correct, I for example choose to be self-unemployed instead!

    @Pat McDonald 539333 wrote:

    Well… I don’t think employment is for me.

    Self employment, possibly. 😉

    Likewise, self-employment isn’t for everybody.

    em·ploy
    [em-ploi] Show IPA
    verb (used with object)
    1.
    to hire or engage the services of (a person or persons); provide employment for; have or keep in one’s service: This factory employs thousands of people.
    2.
    to keep busy or at work; engage the attentions of: He employs himself by reading after work.
    3.
    to make use of (an instrument, means, etc.); use; apply: to employ a hammer to drive a nail.

    Basically means to USE, SUBJUGATE AND KEEP BUSY………….. quite accurate

    Living in a penthouse in New York City and working as a Graphic Designer for a big magazine company

    I have changed my mind I would like to work for Dr Who magazine that would be amazing but impossible.

    When I grow up I want to be Jackie Chan.

    @MC G-Tek 539340 wrote:

    Correct, I for example choose to be self-unemployed instead!

    Well, do keep all your receipts and make sure you make an accurate tax return in order to get a rebate.

    I always thought choosing movie soundtracks would be cool, as it probably involves hours and hours being paid to research music!

    Or Supreme Leader of North Korea, id change some shit there!

    Purposely trolling the religion topic with an uncivil overly cocky belligerent tone on purpose cos i gain lulz while everyone else gets dizzy (get it? CIRCLES!!) Pointless topics where people sadly believe in humpty dumpty in2013

    Mattress tester, bible burner, food critic, Columbian coca tester, employee at a dispensary in California :weee:

    Either a stand up comic (not that I consider myself funny enough although that would be for others to decide) or an extreme sports instructor of some sort, thinking skiing/snowboarding or sky dive instructor. Essentially I want to make people laugh or watch them shit themselves with fear.

    @The Psyentist 539691 wrote:

    Either a stand up comic (not that I consider myself funny enough although that would be for others to decide) or an extreme sports instructor of some sort, thinking skiing/snowboarding or sky dive instructor. Essentially I want to make people laugh or watch them shit themselves with fear.

    Maybe I could be the worlds first sky diving comedian.

    Attending free parties!

    @p0ly 539684 wrote:

    Purposely trolling the religion topic with an uncivil overly cocky belligerent tone on purpose cos i gain lulz while everyone else gets dizzy (get it? CIRCLES!!) Pointless topics where people sadly believe in humpty dumpty in2013

    Dont know what you mean…………. everyone knows Humpty Dumpty was real, it was written in a book and read to kids until they memorised it so it must be true

    @Mezz 539716 wrote:

    Dont know what you mean…………. everyone knows Humpty Dumpty was real, it was written in a book and read to kids until they memorised it so it must be true

    Next you’ll be telling me Jack and Jill never went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Or that Jack did indeed fall down and break his crown but he called injury lawyers 4 you and sued his employer and never completed the nursery rhyme.

    @The Psyentist 539734 wrote:

    Next you’ll be telling me Jack and Jill never went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Or that Jack did indeed fall down and break his crown but he called injury lawyers 4 you and sued his employer and never completed the nursery rhyme.

    But… vinegar and brown paper were used to treat head injuries.

    Not very effectively perhaps, although certainly better than the traditional fresh dung poultice.

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