What sex are they?
1. Freezer Bags — They’re Male, because they hold everything in, but
you can see right through them.
2. Photocopiers — They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It’s an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
3. Tyres — Male, because they go bald and are often over-inflated.
4. Hot Air Balloons — Male, because, to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under them, and of course, there’s the hot air part.
5. Sponges — female because they’re soft, squeezable and retain water.
6. Web Pages — Female, because they’re always getting hit on.
7. Trains — Male, because they use the same old lines to pick people up.
8. Egg Timers — Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
9. Hammers — Male, because they haven’t changed much over the last 5,000 years, but handy to have around.
10. The Remote Control — Female…… Ha! You thought it’d be male. But consider this — it gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
