@DeezNuts 521053 wrote:
Indeed, Genghis Khan was the original rape train..
Yep, well, kind of…..
The story started way back in 1984 when me and doc brown bought a clapped out delorean, we pretty much turned it in to a time machine. A time machine with a slush puppy dispenser as well. I digress, yeah, so anyway, I thought it’d be a good idea to give the delorean a test run, patched in the time and date, blah blah blah…..damn fool only set the time to about 400 years previous. I ended up in what can only be described as a Turkish mud bath minus the Turkish and bath…. for years I roamed in the delorean, often questioning why it hadn’t ran out of petrol yet, but more questioning whether they had slush puppy outlets in the dark ages……I can across a blind, Quadraplegic, midget hooked with a tail, just outside what I think was Mongolia….she or he (I couldn’t figure it out) told me that if I wanted directions to the near srush pruppy outret I’d have to let her/him love me long time……so I did the only thing a man could do. I strapped her/him to the bonnet and said take me to your leader!!! After about 2 hours of the most foul and down right disrespectful language I ever did hear, we got to its leader…..GENGHIS KHAN!!! turns out, his really name was Bruce leeroy, and he’d invented a time machine also, but he’d used an old fiat 500, which rusted to shit. So after conversing with Bruce, we decided that getting totally shitfaced was the right thing to do, so with blind Quadraplegic midget hooker under arm we started the attack on the great wall of china, along a section of the wall there is a small hole, this is where I left that horrid little nuggets hooker.
I was set to return without Bruce, he said he had unfinished rape to rape, so I thought I’d get in on it too.
The end.
