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@DeezNuts 522092 wrote:

Don’t even go there.

Juan is legendary, a Chelsea legend in the making I reckon.

Who do you support mate?

He’s a smelly manure united fan.

@NN~Gazatryptamine 522093 wrote:

He’s a smelly manure united fan.

Oh that’s fucking charming, I try and show a bit of solidarity with the Yids and get this for my efforts! MR207, you’re off the hook for now, my flying monkeys are being trained in the direction of Buckinghamshire as we speak!

@DeezNuts 522097 wrote:

I don’t know what to say really mate..

In my defence, I feel I should add that this is because when I was a kid, Bryan Robson was my favourite player. You won’t have ever seen him play, but he was the England captain (nicknamed Captain Marvel) and Roy Keane modelled himself on him. He was an absolute fucking beast man – til recently, he held the record for quickest goal at the World Cup finals, and I believe, was also the first man to score 20+ goals for England from midfield.

@DeezNuts 522112 wrote:

I’d only vaguely heard of him and just looked at a goals compilation on youtube, he does look pretty beastly but nothing on Gazza!

No mate, he wasn’t Gazza by any stretch of the imagination, but he was more of a holding/box-to-box midfielder where Gazza was an attacking midfielder/playmaker/genius/part-time comedian/ultimately unfulfilled talent. It seems the only time he’s ever been truly happy was/is when he has a ball at his feet, so sad man.

@MC G-Tek 522095 wrote:

Oh that’s fucking charming, I try and show a bit of solidarity with the Yids and get this for my efforts! MR207, you’re off the hook for now, my flying monkeys are being trained in the direction of Buckinghamshire as we speak!

No, you don’t smell, Manchester united do, the stench of joop and freshly ironed sergio chichinni tracksuits is rather over powering lol

@NN~Gazatryptamine 522141 wrote:

No, you don’t smell, Manchester united do, the stench of joop and freshly ironed sergio chichinni tracksuits is rather over powering lol

As a spurs fan, you wouldn’t recognise it mate, but that’s actually the sweet smell of success! And it’s Sergio Tacchini by the way, don’t make me go GRAMMAR NAZI on your ass!

Mad hatter with that “just dragged backwards through a hedge” air.

For variety I use different hedges.

Baggy jeans sweat cool