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Plus I’ve taken a disliking to bongs since the bong race me and a friend had a good few years ago. We basically packed .5 g bongs and continued to consecutively inhale these bongs alternately until we both reached 8. I did my 9th but whited into the bong. My friend then claimed he’d won cos I’d thrown up so I packed a tenth and did a vomit bong. I WON!!!

@The Psyentist 509648 wrote:

Correct. Plus there’s the joy of mastering the craft of the ideal spliff. Sure you can threw 1 together in 2mins or you can really take your time to perfect the spliff and create a smoke to your own wants and design. You can choose how it smokes through length, girth and tightness and taste of smoke ( through tobacco/weed ratio, flavoured skins). You decide how high to get. If you make it too big or put too much weed in it then you can save it for later.

I reckon I could make the perfect spliff in 2 mins but then I did smoke rather a lot for rather a long time. Well perfect for me, if your into multiple king skin constructions that require a scaffold to erect then perhaps not.

@Deezl 509831 wrote:

I can roll really well – i’ve rolled a joint thats lasted twenty minutes before (was a feat of joint engineering i kid you not, it smoked so nice too) and also rolled one that was 30cm long (OCB Rips<3) Just joints really aren't my preffered method.

Back when I was an idiot earning plenty of money and a £40 a day weed addiction I once made an ounce spliff the length of my mates skateboard, it took 5 of us an hour to smoke. And then a further 3 hours to gather our minds enough to go buy munchies lol

@korno 509881 wrote:

I did that once when we were 14 man, hahaha i’ve never known anyone else with this same story, i also hit my 9th bong before things went terribly wrong, i stood up then automatically collapsed, apparently i was fitting and frothing at the mouth and only the whites of my eyes were showing, lol the parents were shooken awake out of bed and the ambos were called up, they just checked me at the house and went on their way, said i wasn’t gonna die lol

Only once in my life have I had a seizure, and weed was a key ingredient to its cause. Years ago (all the stupid drug related stories seem to happen early on, probs from pushing boundaries too far lol) I was at a mate’s 3 of us blitzed a 20bag then decided to head up to mine for another Q and a bash on my PlayStation. A good 5 or so hours of chain smoking weed and playing Burnout revenge and suddenly I feel my brain heating up. I knew I needed to look away from the screen containing a really fucking fast sports car and vortex of whirling colours but was literally hypnotized. I was rendered immobile as my brain continued to feel as if it was being microwaved, I now recognise this as an absence. After 30 seconds or so it suddenly stopped and I started to feel normal again. Thinking it was over I went outside for 2minutes of fresh air before resuming my position in front of the TV. As soon as my eyes focused on the car they locked again and my brain (specifically the front) started heating up and felt as if it was fizzing!?! I knew some kind of fuck up was moments away unless I averted my eyes from the TV. I was sat on a swiveling office chair, my mates behind me on a sofa. Apparently I abruptly went limp and lent to the left causing me to rotate 180 so I was facing my friends. The colour drained from my face, eyes rolled back and I started convulsing and fell out my chair where the convulsions lasted around half a minute. My friends were too shocked to react immediately and after the convulsions stopped I lay motionless for a few seconds before coming round. During those few seconds of silence that followed my fit one friend admits that he thought I just keeled over and died.

The strangest part was that I felt it coming on, although didn’t know what it was, but whilst I was actually fitting I could feel my convulsions but thought I’d been kidnapped and was in the boot of a car going down a bumpy dirt track. I was so disoriented and that’s what the motion felt like so it was the conclusion I came too as I had no memory of what I’d been doing moments before. Panic and fear enveloped me as my mind raced; how did I get in this situation and how the chuff was I going to get out of it? Was genuinely expecting to die. Then as quick as I’d blacked out I sat bolt upright curiously acutely aware I had just had a seizure. BUT MY GOD, THE ADRENALINE!!!! Think the Geoffrey scene from get him to the Greek after he gets stabbed with the adrenaline pen. The biggest rush EVER. Almost made it worth it. After my friends knew I was ok they wanted to sleep but I pestered them all night on a natural buzz coz they’d chosen the game.

Bongs are pretty much where it’s at for me. Nothing beats a lovely smooth smoke, although i’m more likely to smoke a spliff when i’m smoking daily with work n whatnot. Just habit i suppose + doesn’t get you TOO fucked

@NN~Gazatryptamine 517669 wrote:

Nowadays I prefer a nice joint and cuppa tea….that’s the life for me.

*sniffs* :frown:

Drinking a yorkshire tea having had a massive joint a minute ago.. i think you’d be proud, i feel so content and english.

@NN~Gazatryptamine 517680 wrote:

I tip my hat to you good sir!

Jolly good day to you sir