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September 29, 2012 at 3:48 pm

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Chrispydelic

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I have just found a gazillion pounds in a packet of super noodles and am thinking of opening a fictional nightclub so that people will think that I’m cool and stuff.

Obviously at the bottom of the ocean is probably the cheapest option, outer space is pretty cool as lots of rich businessmen go into space nowadays. The Nth dimension is inhabited entirely by six breasted nymphomaniac raver chicks so that is a good option.

What is your opinion please?
September 29, 2012 at 4:04 pm

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p0ly

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I think you missed out black holes man. I hear they’re quite the rich mans tourist locations and you can get away with a free pre ordered ticket prices as some people get lost in the matter sucking process (also some pay more as the sucking matter process is actually quite sexual for some and they get the blowjob of their life, they give some big ass tips those rich ones).
September 29, 2012 at 4:06 pm

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p0ly

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I’m gonna vote for bottom of the ocean as a jamaican talking crab singing in your club would be pretty cool and that mermaid is pretty damn hot as well.

Under the Sea – YouTube
September 29, 2012 at 4:31 pm

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Chrispydelic

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@p0ly 497651 wrote:

I think you missed out black holes man.

I hear that black holes suck! Boom boom tish!
September 29, 2012 at 4:31 pm

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Chrispydelic

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@p0ly 497652 wrote:

I’m gonna vote for bottom of the ocean as a jamaican talking crab singing in your club would be pretty cool and that mermaid is pretty damn hot as well.

Under the Sea – YouTube

Ariel? Yeah, she so fine!
September 29, 2012 at 4:48 pm

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know_hope

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umm halo what do u think ur doing? i was opening a club first, im gon send the boys round to do ur club over!
September 29, 2012 at 4:52 pm

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p0ly

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@know_hope 497657 wrote:

umm halo what do u think ur doing? i was opening a club first, im gon send the boys round to do ur club over!

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better pay your protection cash crispy or joe pesci will be round your place to sort you out.
September 29, 2012 at 5:09 pm

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Chrispydelic

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Try and racketeer my club huh?

Well you’re gonna need either a submarine, a spaceship or an interdimentional portal of some kind depending on where I build it! Ha suckers!
September 29, 2012 at 5:40 pm

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p0ly

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We’ll just nominate you for biggest douche in the universe, we’ll get to you bro!

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September 29, 2012 at 6:55 pm

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sungazer

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@Chrispydelic 497650 wrote:

I have just found a gazillion pounds in a packet of super noodles and am thinking of opening a fictional nightclub so that people will think that I’m cool and stuff.

Obviously at the bottom of the ocean is probably the cheapest option, outer space is pretty cool as lots of rich businessmen go into space nowadays. The Nth dimension is inhabited entirely by six breasted nymphomaniac raver chicks so that is a good option.

What is your opinion please?

The Nth dimension would be good! It’d be full of chubba-chups sweets! But you might run into Zool – he’d totally go ninja on your ass.
September 29, 2012 at 7:08 pm

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General Lighting

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Bagshot, like Gaz said :laugh_at:

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September 29, 2012 at 7:29 pm

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Chrispydelic

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Obviously I would have to take into account the fact that either in space or on the bottom of the sea I would have to create an atmosphere of some kind with breathable gases. The Nth dimension is rich in oxygen and other breathable gases so it should be OK there, the pressure is pretty much the same as here also whereas space is a vacuum and under the sea there would be immense pressure.
September 29, 2012 at 7:31 pm

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sungazer

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@Chrispydelic 497681 wrote:

Obviously I would have to take into account the fact that either in space or on the bottom of the sea I would have to create an atmosphere of some kind with breathable gases. The Nth dimension is rich in oxygen and other breathable gases so it should be OK there, the pressure is pretty much the same as here also whereas space is a vacuum and under the sea there would be immense pressure.

Don’t forget also the constant threat of attack by giant ten-tentacled squids. That would put a damper on any clubber’s night.
September 30, 2012 at 1:45 pm

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The Psyentist

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@sungazer 497682 wrote:

Don’t forget also the constant threat of attack by giant ten-tentacled squids. That would put a damper on any clubber’s night.

No worries, im sure a gazillion pounds will cover whatever bribe necessary to hire the giant squid as doorsquid
September 30, 2012 at 1:54 pm

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General Lighting

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when the ice melts even more a lot of Dutch venues might find themselves having to adapt to that, I was looking at them on Google Maps and now I see why the Councils license so many, they are put in areas where its at risk of being flooded in place of more essential businesses… that makes a lot of sense in many ways but is something to think about..
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