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March 4, 2013 at 8:41 pm

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tastyjj23

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Could you guys explain to me what all of these things are…..
March 4, 2013 at 8:41 pm

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MC G-Tek

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@DeezNuts 530443 wrote:

Or you could have rainbow kissed..

Or snowballed!

Fuck, these are just getting wrong as hell now man!
March 4, 2013 at 8:46 pm

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Deez

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@tastyjj23 530446 wrote:

Could you guys explain to me what all of these things are…..

Donkeypunch – Girl receives anal and just as the man is about to cum he punches her in the back of the neck as hard as he can.
Cleaveland steamer – Guy shits on womans chest ( I think )
Dirty Sanchez – Shit stache
Rainbow kiss – Girl gives boy head and he finishes in her mouth, boy goes down on girl while she’s on her period and gets all that good stuff in his mouth. They then proceed to make out.
Snowballed – Man finishes in girls mouth.. they proceed to make out (I think)
Strawbery cheesecake – Guy jizzes on girls face and punches her nose, causing the blood and semen to mix resulting in a strawberry cheesecake
March 4, 2013 at 8:47 pm

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Deez

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Oh and angry pirate is when you jizz in the girls eye so she gets up mad as fuck and in pain, you then kick her in the shin so she hops about saying “ARGHHH” like an angry one eyed pirate
March 4, 2013 at 8:48 pm

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The Psyentist

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@DeezNuts 530428 wrote:

Did the Chief Fiddler himself invite you?

Yes, I felt quite honoured. Until I was forced to bum him, there’s no honour in Glitter’s shitter!
March 4, 2013 at 8:48 pm

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Or a superman.
March 4, 2013 at 8:51 pm

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The Psyentist

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Can I just add to the donkey punch thing that it becomes a pink sock if you withdraw your dick as you strike her forcefully enough to cause her intestines to cascade out her ass. SEXY!
March 4, 2013 at 8:54 pm

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Deez

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@The Psyentist 530457 wrote:

Can I just add to the donkey punch thing that it becomes a pink sock if you withdraw your dick as you strike her forcefully enough to cause her intestines to cascade out her ass. SEXY!

If you then start pulling on her intestines until they come out and make a lassoo with it and choke her it’s called a “You’re fucked in the head”
March 4, 2013 at 8:55 pm

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MC G-Tek

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@DeezNuts 530451 wrote:

Donkeypunch – Girl receives anal and just as the man is about to cum he punches her in the back of the neck as hard as he can.
Cleaveland steamer – Guy shits on womans chest ( I think )
Dirty Sanchez – Shit stache
Rainbow kiss – Girl gives boy head and he finishes in her mouth, boy goes down on girl while she’s on her period and gets all that good stuff in his mouth. They then proceed to make out.
Snowballed – Man finishes in girls mouth.. they proceed to make out (I think)
Strawbery cheesecake – Guy jizzes on girls face and punches her nose, causing the blood and semen to mix resulting in a strawberry cheesecake

You missed out one thing on the snowball one mate, the woman then returns it back to the bloke by way of a kiss!
March 4, 2013 at 8:56 pm

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Deez

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@MC G-Tek 530463 wrote:

You missed out one thing on the snowball one mate, the woman then returns it back to the bloke by way of a kiss!

I mentioned that mate – they make out..

To be fair it wouldn’t surprise me if some sick cunt genuinely did these things.
March 4, 2013 at 8:56 pm

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MC G-Tek

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@DeezNuts 530453 wrote:

Oh and angry pirate is when you jizz in the girls eye so she gets up mad as fuck and in pain, you then kick her in the shin so she hops about saying “ARGHHH” like an angry one eyed pirate

Whenever I hear that phrase I can’t help but giggle like a schoolboy man, just conjures up well funny images in my head!
March 4, 2013 at 8:58 pm

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MC G-Tek

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@DeezNuts 530465 wrote:

I mentioned that mate – they make out..

To be fair it wouldn’t surprise me if some sick cunt genuinely did these things.

Oh yeah, so you did, ha ha!

There’s gotta be some weirdos out there who do these things mate, either that or people spend time creating amusing phrases for things that never happen.
March 4, 2013 at 9:00 pm

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Deez

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What about the Dragon?
March 4, 2013 at 9:01 pm

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The Psyentist

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@MC G-Tek 530466 wrote:

Whenever I hear that phrase I can’t help but giggle like a schoolboy man!

A schoolboy man? You sound like MBP’s sidekick.
March 4, 2013 at 9:09 pm

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MC G-Tek

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@The Psyentist 530471 wrote:

A schoolboy man? You sound like MBP’s sidekick.

LOL!
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