Party Vibe

@DeezNuts 530469 wrote:

What about the Dragon?

I split up with her ages ago!

@DeezNuts 530488 wrote:

Haha nah man, it’s where just as you’re about to finish in her mouth, you smack her on the back of the head so she chokes and it goes flying through her nostrils simulating an angry dragon breathing smoke. Kinky eh?

And they say romance is dead…

@Izbeckistan 530500 wrote:

dear god !!

So you’ll gladly receive a donkey punch but you draw the line at an angry dragon?

@tastyjj23 530508 wrote:

Do people actually do these things….. Please tell me they dont.. I would be so fucking pissed if someone punched me in the back of the head

Yeah they do. Me and my girlfriend do cleaveland steamers all the time. I think i’m gonna surprise her with an angry dragon tommorow, gonna be fucking jokes.

This one made me laugh;
Sprunting: a man puts his mouth in the eating out position on a dead female, and his friend jumps on the girls stomach. The other man has to eat whaever shoots out her vagina.

worst mistake, shagging a black pregnant girl in africa and in comes the big boyfriend and saying to him “hey how you doing pull up a chair”

@The Psyentist 530547 wrote:

That’s an old one man. Probably one of the first fucked up sexual acts I learnt off urban dictionary along with bumpkin. Always thought it was called munting though, which I found doubly hilarious when a few years later I discovered munted or muntered was an adjective for being well messed up on drugs.

Also for those unaware bumpkin is when someone sucks you off while you’re having a shit.

Yeah when I first learnt it it was munting too, couldn’t remember it though so went on UD and sprunting came up.

@martinezbarbara19 497174 wrote:

What was the worst mistake you made in a relationship?

Change the word MISTAKES to LESSONS..
You will become wise and never live in regret 🙂

… Life goes on! :weee: